Platterful
What arrives
An all-in-one charcuterie drop: artisan meats, cheeses, crackers, jams/mustards, olives, nuts, chocolates, dried fruit and other accompaniments, plus a written worksheet and a video assembly tutorial; compostable serving dishes claimed. Standard: 2 cheeses, 1 meat, 1 cracker pack, 1–2 spreadables, 2+ extras (feeds 2–4 as appetizer / 1–2 as meal). Large: 3 cheeses, 2 meats, more extras (feeds 6–8 / 2–4). Cheeses and meats chilled; rest shelf-stable. Not the wooden-board leftover SKUs.
Who it’s for
Who should skip
Someone who wants a board they can assemble the night it lands, and will refrigerate the perishable bits on arrival.
No PO boxes (physical address required). Nut / meat / dairy skippers who cannot request removals in time. Anyone who wanted Olive My Pickle’s live-culture pouches, or fatcork’s bottles. Anyone building a DIY grocery board on purpose to beat kit price.
Start if the how-to video plus a complete board is the job and you will eat it that week. DTC Standard from $84 month-to-month or one-time; Cratejoy flagship shown from about $91.58 (list $124). MSA $59 is stale. GeekDad (2022, brand-sent) estimated grocery DIY around 65% of kit price and lost some cracked crackers. Skip if a deli run already covers board night.
What showed up
Availability
| Subscribe now in the US | yes |
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| Caveats | Monthly auto-renew on Cratejoy or month-to-month / 3/6/12-month prepaid on DTC; one-time kits also sold. Ships Mondays and Wednesdays via UPS and FedEx 2-Day Express with insulation and ice packs. Search-cited DTC ship add-on: Standard ~$10, Large ~$15. Skip/cancel from account (24h before renewal). Cratejoy listed low stock at fetch — treat as live but thin. |
| Source | Cratejoy Platterful Standard listing (2026-09-02) + DTC in enrichment |
| As of | 2026-09-02 |